Dude I Don't Even Know

I'm Miranda, gonna be 18 on September 29! I feel sooooo old 😣 I like cupcakes😁and food in general. I like disney stuffs and big teddy bears. I practically live on my couch *its really comfortable*.







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miamourlove:

LMFAO. Done.
Follow me and I’ll follow back.

miamourlove:

LMFAO. Done.
Follow me and I’ll follow back.



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ruinlion:

still a fun game.

ruinlion:

still a fun game.


I hate when plans are made and they change last minute…




WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

(via hello-britain)


aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

(via kill-me-with-your-cyanide-kiss)





(Source: snowflaketeenidle, via hello-britain)


frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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(via kill-me-with-your-cyanide-kiss)




krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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vogue-pussyxo:

😂😂😂

vogue-pussyxo:

😂😂😂

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shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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