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THERE ARE FUCKING DILDOS IN WRECK IT RALPH! A LAND OF FUCKING DILDOS!
THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD
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What the hell?
Niggas out here trappin women
Then wonder how your ass got burned
what the fuck…
I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.
I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.
There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE.
If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”.
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Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games
Why don’t they do this anymore
I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
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excuse me while I go cry
i didn’t need to feel sad just now. only disney makes me feel this way.
Damn it to fucking hell this was too much
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
peebles teach me how to be you
can we just talk about this for a minute
because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.
pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.
she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.
basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.
And this is back on the dash again. Always reblog.
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if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion
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when boys send u dick pics send them this gif